roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:
“So well intended, and yet so insulting.”
Fuck you Gale, I thought we were friends.
“They even mourn their dead.”
8|“Under the Han dynasty, the workings of the state bureaucracy also improved and the government was linked to formal training that emphasized the values of the Confucian philosophy.”
I WIN“My grandparents did these things- And my parents, too.”
Oh.
“I’ve never seen it done like that before, either!”
/CRYING
“At their simplest, prayers are just talking to the gods.”
…No sex for me ;3;
“Destitution (absolute poverty) is the lack of the basic necessities of life.”
…Well fuck.
“Carefully inscribed was a line he recognized from the book of Ecclesiastes: HE THAT INCREASETH KNOWLEDGE INCREASETH SORROW.”
So…don’t has sex with me or else you’s gonn’ get real sad. :’(
“The body of an old man covered by a sheet was wheeled by just as Billy entered the corridor.”
…So it goes?
“A voltage detector sense power—even through wire and cable insulation.”
uh
okay
“Owing to the spherical form of its articular surface, the arm is able to carry out various free movements.”
WELP.
“At that point, scientists know the ultimate ingredients of the universe, the irreducible building blocks that combine to make up physical objects apart from any relationship to man’s form of awareness.”
my jizz is the all the proof of the higgs boson u need
(Source: loveclaire, via incineraptor)
